Saturday, 25 February 2017

Day 9 - said no to brownie then yes to 5 other things...

Soooo... not been the best two days. I turned down chocolate brownie at work and felt so good but then it all sort of fell apart when I got home and my sister gave me half a bag of mms which I devoured most of. It was only when it got to the last few mouthfuls that I stopped. But that is not all... Confession looks like this.... today I had baker's delight pizza, finished off the last of the mms, finished off half a twix, had a cookies and cream ice cream, fish and chips for dinner... and currently sitting in bed drinking a beer and watching tv. Cos that is what classy single ladies do on a Saturday night.
Did wiggle today though. And by today, I mean 20 minutes ago. Didn't do it yesterday and I don't want to get into the habit of not doing it every day.
You know what cracks me up though, the instructions. They are very, overly, suggestively clear that the vibration platform is for fitness only and not to be used in any other way. I realise that it is a giant vibrator but come on. Really. I think if a lady is going to get vibrator that is not a vibrator, I doubt it is going to be a platform which presents all kinds of issues when you are feeling lusty. Pretty sure most ladies would just go for 1) a real vibrator or 2) at least something they can hold in their hand.
I went out for dinner last night too.
Image may contain: text This was on the menu. What concerns me is two things which you may have already noticed. Firstly, what exactly is vage tempura. Not even sure what the ramifications are of that food gem, and secondly, how can something deep fried be 'diet'. Being a teacher of teenagers, I am so using this when I discuss the power of proofreading. Nobody wants vage tempura. Nobody.

Goal for tomorrow - avoid binging on chocolate. I would say my goals is to not eat chocolate tomorrow, but I am a realist. I will eat some. The goal is to stop at 'some'. My sister has informed me that she had just stocked up upstairs on chocolately goodness... must stay strong.

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